If someone accuses you of being pretentious: give up! Because calling someone pretentious is the trump card of everything.

"You dare deviate from my accepted norms? How pretentious!"

If you try and argue, you just prove their point... because only a pretentious person would deny being pretentious.

Fred: "You know, I think that-"

Bob: "Ah! Ah! Pretentious!!"

Fred: "Shit. I got nothing."

Bob: "See?"

If I got certain details wrong, it's just because I don't care enough to meet your level of wonderfulness.

"You can't just read between the lines. You also have to read the lines."

-author unknown

I often think of interesting things to write here, but I'm never near a computer at the time.

Complain, complain, complain.

If I'm riding my bike and turning left, I hold my left arm out straight. If I'm turning right, I do the same with my right arm.

If I, say, held my left arm out (elbow bent or not), then turned right, I WOULD EXPECT TO BE KILLED BY A CAR. KILLED.

Turning signals for cyclists should follow common sense. What ever arm goes out, that's where you are turning. I feel very strongly about this. It is not rocket science.

I ride a bike at least four days out of seven.