The Baron Presents: Another Parable

Two junior-high-aged guys are talking on the phone.

Jimmy: I hate that security guard at the mall. He's a fucking asshole.

Bobby: Why do you say that?

Jimmy: He fucking threw me out of the mall! Fucking asshole.

Bobby: No way! Why'd he do that?

Jimmy: I dunno. He said I was ^&%&^$&^%$#&^#*&(*.

Bobby: Well, were you?

Jimmy: Yeah.

Bobby: Dude, there are signs all over the mall saying not to do that!!

Jimmy: Yeah, but that security guard's a fuckin' DICK, dude!

Bobby: Did he, like, rough you up?

Jimmy: No.

Bobby: Then I don't know what the problem is, man. You knew you'd get in shit for that!

Jimmy: Yeah, but he's still a fucking asshole.