Wednesday, October 21, 2009

WHAT?!? Your band put out a TAPE?!?

Clearly, you are pretentious. Tapes died in the 90s, man. That means they are off-limits now. Even to art-wieners like YOU!!

No one can play this format in 2009. NO ONE!!! What's that? You say you put a download code in the liner notes? That's fine, but dubbing a tape and making artwork with your own two hands was a waste of EVERYONE's time.

I know people like you. You just want to try and be different! Well, don't bother! Putting out a cassette is HARDLY original. Bands did that all the time back in the day! YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL.

Put out a fucking CD like everyone else. YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN THE REST OF US.

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Do I have to have to explain that I'm being sarcastic?

I do?

Ok.

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