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...the "scenester fight" polls on locals.
*Ahem*
If GS Was A Hockey Team:
Uber - power forward; plays above his size, with a lot of heart; unafraid to crash the net
Ash - stay-at-home defenseman; if you haven't noticed him, then he's done his job
Poison - agitator/goon; more than willing to drop the mitts to stick up for herself and her teammates
If BB Was A Football Team:
WE - offensive lineman; his formidable blocking skills give us the time and space needed to run our offense
TR - quarterback; has about 10,000 plays scrawled on his wristband; thrives in a high-risk, high-reward system; can make plays outside the pocket
EH - "go-to" wide receiver; usually late for film sessions, but on the field his speed and timing are second to none; can catch anything thrown at him
DH - tight end; good hands make up for his lack of breakaway speed; blocks well and can be effective as a receiver if the play-calling is kept simple
Ok, that was ridiculous.
*Ahem*
If GS Was A Hockey Team:
Uber - power forward; plays above his size, with a lot of heart; unafraid to crash the net
Ash - stay-at-home defenseman; if you haven't noticed him, then he's done his job
Poison - agitator/goon; more than willing to drop the mitts to stick up for herself and her teammates
If BB Was A Football Team:
WE - offensive lineman; his formidable blocking skills give us the time and space needed to run our offense
TR - quarterback; has about 10,000 plays scrawled on his wristband; thrives in a high-risk, high-reward system; can make plays outside the pocket
EH - "go-to" wide receiver; usually late for film sessions, but on the field his speed and timing are second to none; can catch anything thrown at him
DH - tight end; good hands make up for his lack of breakaway speed; blocks well and can be effective as a receiver if the play-calling is kept simple
Ok, that was ridiculous.
posted by the baron ash von foolishness at 5:47 PM
3 Comments:
Ridiculously AWERSOME. Mind if I quote the Be Bad part on Mood Surgery? I'll neglect to mention that you have a blog if you'd prefer.
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You're not the one I expected to comment on that! But yeah, go to town...
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