I'm On Fire! I'm On Fire!

While biking home from work today, I felt this odd burning sensation in my leg. I did my best to ignore it (as per policy) but eventually it got so bad that I had to stop and see what the hell was going on. It was like Fire got married to Acid and their small baby was biting me.

Turns out, I had a nine volt battery in my pocket and my car keys were causing it to short circuit and blast a lot of heat.

That's about the most interesting thing that happened to me today.