Angry People Swearing At Each Other

This is what I often hear on the street from my upper-floor window. My curtain's usually closed so I can't see them, nor they me. It's weird, not something I'm really used to based on other places I've lived.

I'm no fool, so I just mind my own business. But somewhere deep inside a part of me is thinking,

"Come on dude, mellow out. Turn that frown upside-down! What could possibly be so bad? Just think about rainbows and koala bears!"

Damn you, Hedberg. You're everywhere!